My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
me playing oregon trail 2: I know its best to start in march because a large portion of the rivers in the game come in the early game and it’s a lot easier to cross them while they are frozen. by the time you get past the rivers it will be spring and you will be less prone to things like frostbite. I’m going to buy a lot of bacon because for some reason it is incredibly cheap in the mid 1800s. I don’t need a ton of food anyway because I’m planning on hunting, so I’ll just buy a rifle and 800 rounds of ammunition. I’m going to buy oxen, not mules, as they are more efficient and reliable.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities
every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.
SORRY GIRLS
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Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ
Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.
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fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben
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all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks
:D
boys will be boys
this is the only example of that i will accept
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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
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this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.
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